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دوشنبه 4 آذر 1392
فرق زمین خوردن دختر و پسر:
دوفففففففسک (زمین خوردن یه دختر به دلیل نقص فنی در قسمت پاشنه کفش)
رفیق دختر: آخ جیگرم خوبی؟ فدات شم! الهی بمیرم! چی شدی تو یهو؟ وااااااااااای…
یک رهگذر: دخترم خوبی؟ فشارت افتاده؟ میخوای برسونمت دکتری جایی؟
یک
پسر جوان رهگذر: ای وای خانوم حالتون خوبه؟ دستتونو بدین به من
من ماشینم همینجا پارکه یه لحظه وایسین،با این وضع که دیگه نمیتونین پیاده برین!!

حالا واسه پسرا ...

زااااارت (صدای زمین خوردن)
رفیق پسر: اوه اوه شاسکول چت شد؟ خاک بر سرت آبرومونو بردی الاغ، پاشو گمشو! (شپلقققققق "صدای پس گردنی")
یک رهگذر: چیزی مصرف کردی؟یکم کمتر میزدی خب!!
یک خانوم جوان رهگذر: ایییییش پسر دست و پا چلفتیِ خنگ!





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